Quarterlife Crisis

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Bernal Heights!

omg.

Aren’t we passed this version of spam mail in 2012? 
If they would have said, ” get an enviable new tumblr format for free — click here!” I totally would have clicked on the link.

Aren’t we passed this version of spam mail in 2012?

If they would have said, ” get an enviable new tumblr format for free — click here!” I totally would have clicked on the link.

Angry at Facebook for going public because it will raise housing prices in the bay area. So, I’m going to boycott facebook for the day. Just wanted to let ya’ll know!! #meta #ironic #istillworkinsiliconvalley

—my newest status update on facebook

Seriously? What even is that?

I would like to “69”% with my nail fungus, please.

Seriously? What even is that?

I would like to “69”% with my nail fungus, please.

Hallie, tell Mamrie that I have a great idea for a show and/or a sexual threesome activity: Hart Cubed. (Hannah Hart, Mamrie Hart, and Leslie Hart-man.) Alternatively, 3Harts and a Man.

I think I love them both equally. Hannah is “actually” gay, giving me an “actual” chance. But, Mamrie is directly related to Hallie, who I’ve obviously always been in big gay love with.

Choices. What an age we live in.

shutuphallie:

mamrie:

YDAD + MY DRUNK KITCHEN= WORLD PEACE (of pizza…… please?.. for reals guyz, who’s got pizza?)

YAY Hannah Hart!

As always.. shot, edited, and redonked up on by Grace Helbig!

Mostly this b for Leslie.

This is adequate background music for entering data into spreadsheets.

—In reference to the new Beach House album feed on Rdio. I can’t tell whether it is the meanest, or the nicest comment anyone could make about an album.